Behavior and Training

Rocks don’t bark, purr, or beg—but they do express themselves in subtle, geological ways. Owners who pay attention will notice signs of contentment, resistance, or even quiet rebellion.

• Rolling: Usually caused by uneven surfaces, vibrations, or cosmic whim. 
• Displacement: Rocks found in different positions may have shifted due to airflow, surface tilt—or a need for change.
• Face-Down Pouting: While sometimes accidental, many believe this is a protest against dull décor or lack of interaction.
   

Use felt feet or rubber grips to stabilize moody Pet Rocks during training periods or seasonal energy spikes.

Like any companion, Pet Rocks benefit from routine interaction. The more time you spend together, the more your rock will reflect your energy (symbolically, of course).

• Naming ceremonies
• Candlelight sits or journaling sessions
• Rock-themed playlists (classic rock optional)
• Daily check-ins with questions like “How’s your sediment today?”
   

Some owners swear their rocks offer emotional grounding, clarity, or quiet judgment in moments of stress. Whether scientifically valid or not, the bond is real.

While traditional obedience is… limited, your stony companion is capable of incredible consistency with the right approach.

• Stay: (Success rate: 100% with stable surfaces)
• Don’t Move: (See above)
• Play Dead: (Default behavior)
• Speak: (May require human participation)
   

• Balance Practice: Train your rock to sit upright on wobbly surfaces. Great for showmanship and shelf agility.
• Costume Tolerance: Introduce hats, wigs, or scarves slowly. Never force accessories. Always ask first.
• Show Ring Practice: Teach your rock to sit confidently on velvet squares, lazy Susans, or spotlight pedestals.
   

Despite their passive reputation, some rocks exhibit rebellious tendencies. Common issues include:

• Frequent Rolling: May indicate surface imbalance or emotional instability (or a mischievous cat).
• Lack of Engagement: Some rocks are introverts. Give them space. Reintroduce stimulation slowly.
• Cracking Under Pressure: May signal a need for gentler environments. Consider a softer resting space and less intense questioning.
   

Rocks often thrive in dynamic settings that change over time, even if they themselves do not. Change is going to happen. If their world changes, in a planned manner, they are less driven to unexpectedly cause the change themselves. Just the act of the regular interactions listed below will provide the opportunity for identifying and addressing potential problems before your rock's mischievous ways get out of hand.

• Rotating display locations increasing variety while preventing warping and wear caused by heavier companions.
• Miniature obstacle courses while creating protective limits/barriers (think doll furniture or Lego terrain).
• Nightly repositioning while checking for areas of danger.
• Holiday-themed habitats
   

Bonus Tip: Create a stony companion vision board with goals, affirmations, or mineral inspirations. This may not prevent chaos. But it may keep it in perspective for both of you.

Rocks may not jump through hoops (unless you toss one), but their companionship offers a different kind of fulfillment. One that comes not from action—but presence. In a world that rushes, your rock sits and waits. Patient. Solid. Reliable.

So whether it sits still or your rock mysteriously shifts an inch when you're not looking, know this: Not companion - rock or human - is perfect. In fact, we are stubbornly imperfect. And that is ok.

Relax and enjoy you relationship with your companion. You’re both doing a rock-solid job.

—Pet Rocks Show